Zwak Worstjes Zwak Worstjes! | Page 6

Jono tried another hubba, and landed on path. Now not only is Holland renowned his recently operated arm, so that was for the amount of cyclists - which might that for him, Toby killed it yet again, and give you an idea of how hard it was to a ‘just friends’ drop-in was witnessed on get a go, but they also allow mopeds an electrical box. A bit more of a skate, a and scooters on these roadways…mostly steak, smoke and beer then bed ready for owned by adolescent teens in G-star Amsterdam the next day. Raw clothing thrashing it round the blind corner and into the run-up. Such a shame, and as frustration and fury took hold we decided to call it a day! We headed to the Dam, and to stopped off at a fun little park in the middle of a ghetto, which was pretty unusual as far as builds go, and moved swiftly on to some rad ledges within another apartment complex…where we were vastly entertained by two Arab kids who are now completely stoked on skating and wireless flash triggers. It was good to get a camera assistant, even one who spoke En route, we stopped off at a crazy spot no English and kept pressing my test under a flyover which included a tunnel button so my flashes were strobing all of orange quarter-pipes which were pret- over the place - but it did mean I caught ty much perfect. I say this, but there was Daddy Picard’s over waist high 5050 on the curb in front of them, and most an- a childs drawing board. A game of skate noyingly it was an extremely busy cycle and then we headed to our Hostel which unfortunately turned out to be a campsite with some chalets in the middle of nowhere - not the advertised easily within reach of the city centre. Picard’s itinerary fails again! We did however manage to get thoroughly stoned, drunk, and again wake to some bizarre snoring from another member of the crew. The next day, everyone was feeling hazy as we set off in search for the ‘easy to reach’ metro stop - and at least half an hour we found it, confusedly brought more tickets and boarded the tram towards the city centre and the first spot…