smooth ground. So the first day was
a foetus was particularly interested in
pretty much the opposite of that - a good
UK cop programs with their “undercover
few miles of ground we had to cover, the
Vectras and Vauxhalls yes!”, but we got
first spot was pretty much unskateable,
the boot and our details taken.
and he then had to pursued everyone to
And so our tickets ran out so it was yet
buy a particularly expensive tube ticket
another long skate back towards the
to the next spot. The ticket ran out in
hostel. En-route however we discovered
two hours, which meant that looking for
a fantastic marble hubba which was curb
this spot for at least one hour didn’t go
high and down a double set of stairs -
down too well - and when it was found,
immediately, the Haunting’s bowl ripper,
the crusty bank with barely any run-up
Jono starting attempting it, followed
wasn’t much reward. However, Toby and
closely by Toby…the challenge was set,
Egon both killed it, whilst the rest of us
and bets were laid, before Toby got the
plotted to roll a sleeping Si Jeal down the
backside, shortly followed by Jono taking
bank and into the lake. Unfortunately
it frontside. Jono came out on top how-
things are never quite as easy as they
ever as he was photographed by a com-
seem in Jackass, and the only thing that
plete GRILF and after exchanging details,
was dampened was our humour.
felt very smug - even if the photo looked
like it should have been run alongside
We left the crust to head for a spot which
a skatepark opening feature in a local
on paper looked amazing, however, when
town rag - yes that’s right, the obligatory
we reached this huge metal over-vert
‘tak