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smooth ground. So the first day was a foetus was particularly interested in pretty much the opposite of that - a good UK cop programs with their “undercover few miles of ground we had to cover, the Vectras and Vauxhalls yes!”, but we got first spot was pretty much unskateable, the boot and our details taken. and he then had to pursued everyone to And so our tickets ran out so it was yet buy a particularly expensive tube ticket another long skate back towards the to the next spot. The ticket ran out in hostel. En-route however we discovered two hours, which meant that looking for a fantastic marble hubba which was curb this spot for at least one hour didn’t go high and down a double set of stairs - down too well - and when it was found, immediately, the Haunting’s bowl ripper, the crusty bank with barely any run-up Jono starting attempting it, followed wasn’t much reward. However, Toby and closely by Toby…the challenge was set, Egon both killed it, whilst the rest of us and bets were laid, before Toby got the plotted to roll a sleeping Si Jeal down the backside, shortly followed by Jono taking bank and into the lake. Unfortunately it frontside. Jono came out on top how- things are never quite as easy as they ever as he was photographed by a com- seem in Jackass, and the only thing that plete GRILF and after exchanging details, was dampened was our humour. felt very smug - even if the photo looked like it should have been run alongside We left the crust to head for a spot which a skatepark opening feature in a local on paper looked amazing, however, when town rag - yes that’s right, the obligatory we reached this huge metal over-vert ‘tak