40 minutes later we get off, our previous
Back at the site, a lonely Spanish girl
nights haze really starting to kick in, so
came over and shared a drink and a
we buy some breakfast and make our way
smoke, and actually seemed quite inter-
to a little park with some marble ledges
ested in one of our party, until he started
and thankfully flat ground for the ones
describing the dating/meat market app
who’s legs weren’t quite up to speed.
‘Tinder’ to her, which quickly sent her
Some rat kids decided to join the fun
back to her chalet (alone). Off back to
for a while, until Picard started chasing
them with his grandma, and their lack
of English quickly disappeared to reveal
the phrase “I’ll fuck your grandmother,
motherfuckers” in perfect Queens
English - well, at least MTV English.
This signified our swift departure to the
next spot - which was frankly shit, so
we settled on heading out to a skatepark
everyone could just chill at. This place
was bizarre - fully in the middle of a very
‘ethnic minority’ area, this place was
painted in bizarre colours which made
skating the 9ft slick-as-fuck bowl like
having an acid trip on ice. That didn’t
town, where we did a quick walk round
stop Jono from destroying the depend,
the bizarre world of women in glass cag-
even though he could barely hold a beer
es, where large drunken English idiots on
in his shrivelled arm! Some fun ledge ses-
stag do’s gape open mouthed, and Rus-
sions, a ‘round the park with no pushing’
sian Oligarchs wander around inspecting
comp and back to the campsite for more
their precious livestock. Quinn decided
beers and a change of clothes before
he wanted to get one, then he didn’t, and
heading to the fabled red-light district
then only if it was a dwarf, and then only
we’d all come to check out!
if it was a black dwarf.