The authors go on to say that Jesus might not have really died by
crucifixion, but rather in childbirth. (For those that are hard of inferring, the
implication is that Jesus may or may not have been born with a set of
knockers. Whether they were nice and supple or all haggy-like is a matter of
debate, and at present it's really anyone's guess.) That's about as much as
they know and/or are willing to divulge to the public sphere regarding
Telephone.
As for the Game of Silence, scientists are in complete agreement that God
did, in fact, partake in its creation that He commenced playing the game
some 2,000 years ago, and that's He's been playing ever since.
So here's another but much shorter excerpt from Conclusions Drawn from
the Theory of Games Played by God the Father - Part II: "This Is God NOT
Speaking…":
And then one day, the Alpha and Omega just altogether stopped
saying things.
Why the drastic change? What prompted the most notorious
chatterbox in all of recorded history to achieve something that even
the great Charlie Chaplin would only dream of aspiring toward?
Until recently, science was at a loss. We didn't know and we were
confused. Still, that didn't stop us from positing a multitude of
hypotheses to explain the shift in God's behavior, albeit without much
success. Some of our guesses proved to be just downright silly, like
the one put forth by Ryan Hodinger, former Physics Department Head
at CIT. (Which means that yes, there are such things as stupid
questions, and yes, uttering them aloud can have dire consequences
on one's career and, subsequently, quality of life.) Hodinger proposed
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