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or so, but way before that George
had been running whiskey all
throughout the south. It was a
notorious business and he had his
nephew actually selling it for him. I
mean the President is not supposed
to be running businesses on the
side. It appears as if ole George did
anything he wanted to do at any
time. I just wonder how he had
time to do all this crap and still run
our country.
With the whiskey it is rumored
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that he would get so shitfaced that
he would actually have parties
with his friends and they would
exchange those damn wigs to
see who looked best in what wig.
Now, George actually did not wear
a wig but he still tried on others
to see if he looked pretty or not.
Yes, George was just enamored
with his personal appearance. His
soldiers had to be a certain height
so would always look taller and
more statuesque next to them.
Also, since we are on the hair thing.
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George did not wear a wig as
previously said, but he powdered
his hair white. Hhmmm wonder
what kind of powder he use.
Although a man he could be seen
as the first Powder Puff Character.
And there are those that say yes he
did fly around.
George also grew hemp and
actually got to the point of
separating the male from female
hemp because the female hemp
had a higher THC content. They say
he used it to help with the pain in
his teeth, but I say he was smoking
the shit too. Thomas Jefferson was
also a pot head. It is stated by him:
“Some of my finest hours have been
spent sitting on my back veranda,
smoking hemp, and observing as
far as my eye can see”. Also both
James Monroe and James Madison
who as considered the father of
the Constitution were admitted
users. James Madison claimed
that hemp gave him the insight to
create a new democratic nation.
That’s right, Washington, Jefferson,
Madison and the boys would sit
around and get stone trying to
figure out how to run the country.
Make decision and then giggle like
silly school girls. Yep our founder
founders were a bunch of potheads.
Who else would write like they do,
as in the Constitution, using that
type of language? I really think they
were the originators of Rap Music.
We the people… really sound like
the beginning of some “Rap Song”
Yea man. We da people who do the
stuff to run dis place and run it the
way we want cuz, we da people..
Anyway if you read the Constitution
and the language they used
you can tell they were all fucked
up when they did it. In fact,
Washington and Jefferson never
really got along and they would
get fucked up and start arguing
with each other to the point that
Washington would warn Jefferson if
he did not shut up he would use his
Walnut Crushing Hands on his nuts
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