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as well.
As we know, all of the founding fathers were extremely
well off entrepreneurs and businessmen, this being
wealth and owning land which included slaves.
Washington himself was known to be extremely hard
on his slaves. There is an example of when it was a
severely cold winter one year, Washington would
not even come out of the house, but had the slaves
outside cleaning
out the trenches,
etc. in the harsh,
blistering and
brutal cold
weather. Thus, to
no surprise, the
guys would hold
an annual slave like
Olympic festival.
Yep George and
each of the other
boys would have
their own teams
of slaves play
very tedious and
physically difficult
contests against
each other as a
proof to their egos
as to which one of
them had the most
physically enabled
slaves.
Some of the
Games they played
were “Who can
take the most
whippings without
yelling”, “Ditch
digging” in which
the fastest team
to dig 5 – 3 foot
trenches would
win. “Cotton
Picking” team that
collects 20 baskets first wins, some of the other games
included cock fighting and horse racing that besides for
pride the guys would be on the winners
The games took place over a 2 day period every year
at Washington’s plantation. This is where our current
legislation got the idea for their summer recess. It
was a time where nothing in the government got
done because everyone was out at the games. Almost
exactly as it is now during the summer.
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As we can see with today’s politicians, they are overpaid
and mostly have lived, are living and will live extremely
extravagant lifestyles. Well our founding fathers were
also the same way. Thomas Jefferson sometimes spent
$50 a day (about $900 today) for groceries because of
his lavish entertaining. The wine bill for the eight years
he served as president was $11,000 (about $198,000
today!).
As stated earlier, our boys loved to party, but it was
mostly without their
wives around as
they would also get
hookers provided
for them. George
was the one who
got the ladies for all
the other guys. Yep
he would use some
of his same ladies as
the ones who slept
with the Brits, but he
some white ladies at
his disposal also and
would charge extra
for those women.
George cleaned up
being a pimp daddy
for all the other
“proper fathers of
our country” He was
known to be a card
players and loved
games of chance. So
after everyone was
all fucked up from
drinking Jefferson’s’
wine and smoking
all their hemp, he
would call the girls
in and they would
start off innocently
playing strip poker.
Those games took
a while back then
because of all the
clothes they wore. But after more and more pot and
wine he would eventually get the boys solicited by the
women and a good time was had by all.
So now you know our founding fathers were more
than the dignified leaders who made our great nation
what it is today, yep just a bunch of normal guys who
figured out how to build a country while pretty much
potheads, drunks and philanderers. VICIOUS!!
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Do A Grouch A
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Random Acts of
Kindness day
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