#2
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BECOME A PORN
STAR
What a resolution, yes, you heard
me right, anyone can do it even
you. Damn, there are so many
videos out there right now on
various sites, you know they need
guys. Just think about getting
laid with all those hot women
that know what they are doing,
but remember to triple wrap it.
Even if you are just the penis in
one of those POV type videos,
who cares! I don’t want to see the
guys face anyway. We all know
we just want it for the cum shot,
which is what you want too. Make
your own destiny and just set up a
secret camera in your room then put in online. This way
you get two accomplished in one and you also become a
Movie Director. You may say what does it pay, probably
nothing but who cares, at least you are not paying to get
laid this time.
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#3
ACCOMPLISH THE
ALPHABET
You’re saying what? I learned by ABC’s
when I was 3 years old. No, that is not
what I am talking about you dumb ass.
Your mission if you choose to accept it is to
sleep with a woman whose first name starts
with every different letter of the alphabet
during the course of one year. You know
like, Abby, Bimbo, Cindy, etc. Now to
make it easier you do not have to do it in
alphabetical order, but you would get extra
bonus points if you decided to do it that way.
There is a song that goes with this.” A, B,
C, D, E, F, G which of which of you will be
easy”. Have fun with this one, but don’t let them see
your score sheet as you try to keep track.
#4
BECOME THE ULTIMATE
FAN
It does not matter what sport you like, but
pick one. Go to a game in each city that the
league has a team in. ( This also makes it
easier to accomplish #3 since you have more
of a chance getting laid out of town) Yea,
but I don’t have the money to travel and buy
tickets, hotels etc. Who cares, hitch hike,
drive, sneak into the park, and sleep in your
car. Be committed and you can do it. Wear something outrageous that gets you noticed by TV cameras kind of
like that rainbow hair guy and maybe they will recognize you and let you in for free. I’m sure your next excuse is,
I have to work. Duh, that’s what the weekends are for and while you’re at it you can stay drunk all weekend and
it will help you to accomplish #1. See if you follow my plan you can accomplish multiple resolutions at one time.
#5
MAKE A VIRAL VIDEO
This one actually challenges you to use your fricking creativity. Pick something anything and make it completely
outrageous. Now I could give you some ideas about that but it would not be accomplishing the purpose of using
your creativity. OK, just a couple of vague ideas. Use the video you set up to be a porn start in #2, maybe that
would go viral but it depends on how hot the girl is, and besides that if you’re in it probably won’t go viral
anyway. Ok, so do something like some stupid people tricks, or get your buddies to pretend they are doing
something stupid spontaneously but really it \