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#2 VICIOUS CANDY MAGAZINE www.VICIOUSCANDY.com Preview Issue BECOME A PORN STAR What a resolution, yes, you heard me right, anyone can do it even you. Damn, there are so many videos out there right now on various sites, you know they need guys. Just think about getting laid with all those hot women that know what they are doing, but remember to triple wrap it. Even if you are just the penis in one of those POV type videos, who cares! I don’t want to see the guys face anyway. We all know we just want it for the cum shot, which is what you want too. Make your own destiny and just set up a secret camera in your room then put in online. This way you get two accomplished in one and you also become a Movie Director. You may say what does it pay, probably nothing but who cares, at least you are not paying to get laid this time. V C #3 ACCOMPLISH THE ALPHABET You’re saying what? I learned by ABC’s when I was 3 years old. No, that is not what I am talking about you dumb ass. Your mission if you choose to accept it is to sleep with a woman whose first name starts with every different letter of the alphabet during the course of one year. You know like, Abby, Bimbo, Cindy, etc. Now to make it easier you do not have to do it in alphabetical order, but you would get extra bonus points if you decided to do it that way. There is a song that goes with this.” A, B, C, D, E, F, G which of which of you will be easy”. Have fun with this one, but don’t let them see your score sheet as you try to keep track. #4 BECOME THE ULTIMATE FAN It does not matter what sport you like, but pick one. Go to a game in each city that the league has a team in. ( This also makes it easier to accomplish #3 since you have more of a chance getting laid out of town) Yea, but I don’t have the money to travel and buy tickets, hotels etc. Who cares, hitch hike, drive, sneak into the park, and sleep in your car. Be committed and you can do it. Wear something outrageous that gets you noticed by TV cameras kind of like that rainbow hair guy and maybe they will recognize you and let you in for free. I’m sure your next excuse is, I have to work. Duh, that’s what the weekends are for and while you’re at it you can stay drunk all weekend and it will help you to accomplish #1. See if you follow my plan you can accomplish multiple resolutions at one time. #5 MAKE A VIRAL VIDEO This one actually challenges you to use your fricking creativity. Pick something anything and make it completely outrageous. Now I could give you some ideas about that but it would not be accomplishing the purpose of using your creativity. OK, just a couple of vague ideas. Use the video you set up to be a porn start in #2, maybe that would go viral but it depends on how hot the girl is, and besides that if you’re in it probably won’t go viral anyway. Ok, so do something like some stupid people tricks, or get your buddies to pretend they are doing something stupid spontaneously but really it \