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V C VICIOUS CANDY MAGAZINE www.VICIOUSCANDY.com Preview Issue 5 VICIOUS CANDY NEW YEARS... 2016 New Year’s Resolutions Let’s do something different this year for our New Year’s resolutions. Not make them. Have you ever really fricking made one and kept it all the way to the next year. Well if you have, good for you (I still don’t believe you). But if you are like most people and me in particular, you start off strong and with that conviction you will do it, but get tired of the effort and or sacrifice it takes to be successful at it. So what I propose is not to make any, but if you do because you feel you have to let’s make them fun and although not easy to accomplish at least you’ll have some great experiences while doing it. Listed below are suggestions for 5 fun filled and in some cases really fun filled New Year’s resolutions for 2015. #1 PARTY HARD EVERY WEEKEND That’s right, I am not saying become a fricking alcoholic, but go out and party every weekend. Still be serious about your job but when the weekend comes just party your ass off. Forget your troubles and be happy. Do shots, lots of shots. If you puke, who cares? Rinse out your mouth with some beer and start over again because you want to keep the buzz going all weekend. If you wake up hung over who cares, just drink a Bloody Mary turn on a movie like Animal House that will get you back in the mood and plow through it. Don’t worry if there is some strange girl in your bed next to you, as that means you really did have fun. You may say, I don’t have the money. Blah don’t be a shithead. You know the drill, by some stuff and get your buzz going before you go out (Just get a Uber, cab or someone to drive you) Then just party hard and let your troubles go away. PAGE 18 17 Ditch Your Resolutions Day 18 Winnie the Pooh Day? Really? 19 National Popcorn Day 20 National Buttercrunch Day