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NEW YEARS...
2016 New Year’s Resolutions
Let’s do something different this year for our New Year’s resolutions. Not make them. Have you ever
really fricking made one and kept it all the way to the next year. Well if you have, good for you (I still don’t
believe you). But if you are like most people and me in particular, you start off strong and with that conviction
you will do it, but get tired of the effort and or sacrifice it takes to be successful at it. So what I propose is
not to make any, but if you do because you feel you have to let’s make them fun and although not easy to
accomplish at least you’ll have some great experiences while doing it. Listed below are suggestions for 5 fun
filled and in some cases really fun filled New Year’s resolutions for 2015.
#1
PARTY HARD EVERY WEEKEND
That’s right, I am not saying become a fricking alcoholic,
but go out and party every weekend. Still be serious about
your job but when the weekend comes just party your ass
off. Forget your troubles and be happy. Do shots, lots of
shots. If you puke, who cares? Rinse out your mouth with
some beer and start over again because you want to keep
the buzz going all weekend. If you wake up hung over
who cares, just drink a Bloody Mary turn on a movie like
Animal House that will get you back in the mood and plow
through it. Don’t worry if there is some strange girl in your
bed next to you, as that means you really did have fun. You
may say, I don’t have the money. Blah don’t be a shithead.
You know the drill, by some stuff and get your buzz going
before you go out (Just get a Uber, cab or someone to drive you) Then just party hard and let your troubles go
away.
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Ditch Your
Resolutions Day
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Winnie the Pooh
Day? Really?
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National Popcorn
Day
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National
Buttercrunch Day