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Worst Fears by Paul Edward Fitzgerald I’ve known some people in my day who have made the gravely inaccurate assumption that one who pursues a career in writing full time as I have done must be someone who is either lazy and doesn’t want to work or someone who is simply trying to find a quick way to fame and fortune. Not only are these assumptions offensive, but they couldn’t be farther from the actual truth if they deliberately tried to be. who are not you but maybe a little bit like you and how they would handle the current situation. You stop and think of where they could go with the story if they could possibly do some of the things you could never do and become the things you aspire to be. And before you know it you find yourself back jotting down these ideas and this little person so much like you that’s living away inside your head. Then, before you know it, the empty spaces on the page seem to fill with a life and world all their own. Sure, your head may be throbbing and your eyes puffy and irritated; hell, you may even develop premature arthritis in your hands. But by God, you are writing! Writing is most certainly work. One doesn’t realize just how much work it is until they plop themselves down in front of a blank computer screen or sheet of loose leaf paper and stare at it knowing if you want to succeed at this whole writing thing that you have to fill every single blank space with an entire universe and world forged only through your own imagination; a world that is filled with characters who must be thought out, real people with real struggles, dreams, heartaches, and aspirations. Once more the Stephen King’s, J.K. Rowling’s, and yes, even the E.L. James’s of the world begin to flash through your head. You see your own name besides theirs in the lights. Movie contracts and dollar signs fill your every thought as you sit down and prepare your first, finished draft to start making you money. You’ll self- publish it, of course, to keep most of the proceeds. Having decided this you next go to Google to search up what step comes next in the pro- cess to your millions. And sometimes this task can become so daunting and intimidating it is enough to make you want to jump back into bed, pull the sheets over your head, and cry because you think you’ve made an absolute horrible mistake with your life and no one will ever read, publish, or even remotely like your work when the world is filled with the Stephen King’s, J.K. Rowling’s, and even the inexplicably popular E.L. James’s of the world. First comes professional editing, which is not cheap at all but essential. So you’ll dip into your savings and get it done; no big deal! Then you see you need a cover designer...Which costs more money. It’s okay though; your savings can take another hit. As you browse around the internet re- searching the publishing process you inevitably come across the articles saying how the majority of self-published writers only make a pittance. The figures essentially state your investment may not even break even if done right. Perhaps, you decide, you are being greedy to try and do it all yourself. Maybe signing with a publishing house is the way to go. Random House, Harper Collins... Who wouldn’t want your masterpiece? Worst Fears By Paul Edward Fitzgerald As you lay under the sheets, however, and think of how lowly the words that flow from your pen are in comparison to the greats that have come before you, you find your head filling up rather quickly with these swirling ideas of not only your own predicament, but of other individuals