And here we have it – the naughtiest thing that Theresa May, the self-confessed“bloody difficult woman” who has committed the United Kingdom to financial oblivion and wants to scrap the human rights act, reveals the naughtiest thing she has ever done. And yes, it really is as bad as you thought it would be:
Now, now Theresa… we think you’ve been far naughtier than that.
Oh, Theresa do you recall?
Trading weapons with Saudi dictators.
Cutting the police force – by about 20,000 officers to be exact, Theresa.
Suggesting that the Human Rights act is scrapped.
Describing rape as a “lifestyle choice”.
Taking the food from school children’s mouths
Planning cuts of up to £3 million for state schools.
U-turn after U-turn.
Your appalling social care policies.
Pledging to bring back fox hunting.
THE NHS THERESA – DO I NEED TO SAY ANYMORE?
I could go on and on and on all day. But I think it’s safe to say that the extent of Theresa Mays “naughtiness” stretches a little further than running through the fields of wheat.
“I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friends sort of used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that.”
SNAP!
words: Abbi Parcell