What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
I'm Sorry Theresa, but ...
"running through the fields of wheat"
with these so-called friends of yours is not the "naughtiest" thing you've ever done.
Downing Street's resident robot/lizard hybrid has managed to appear even less human in her most recent interview with ITV. May’s motherboard fried after being asked the question lingering on so many voter’s lips … and no, it’s not about Brexit or how “Strong and Stable” her leadership is. We just wanted to know what the naughtiest thing the PM has ever done is…
“OOH, GOODNESS ME, ERM” – Here we see the initial panic setting in, Theresa’s obviously startled by this simple question. Her upper lip begins to shake as she thinks about talking about the amazing deal that she’s going to get for the UK in the Brexit negotiations – you know, just by default. But no. She has to keep up her human façade. JUST. FOR. A. MINUTE. LONGER.
May declares that she’s “not quite sure” –Thus narrowly avoiding going into complete meltdown. This gives her a minute to come up with an adequate, realistic human response to, again… a very simple, light hearted question at the end of an interview with her tory pals at ITV.
SNAP!