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The author was only afforded a few minutes of exploration and note-taking before something unforeseen occurred. Unfortunately, the author had made the school-boy error of operating a mind to mind interaction device within 0.5 metres of an operational contra-frequential plasma beam, which was set to a high-powered coherent state. When the supreme editor-in chief came to deliver the author’s meal he was within the resulting energy field, which allowed the interpretation device to interact with his mind.
During this time, the author experienced the sensation of falling in all directions at once. The scenery distorted and swirled infinitely, inducing nausea and, if the author possessed a weaker mind, madness. Fortunately, the author pulled through and landed in an unusual setting. This was a laboratory, similar to those at SJIS HQ, but larger, better equipped and filled with industrious scientists who weren’t causing any trouble at all. This was recognised instantly as the mindscape of the supreme editor-in-chief (see figure 3 for a screenshot).
Figure 2: An insight into the author's mental landscape as interpreted by the new device described in this paper.
Discussion
In most forms of media, the episode where the protagonist visits another’s mind is accompanied by images similar to those of the stairs in Escher’s Relativity. However, as the supreme editor-in-chief is a rational and highly scientific man, no such structures could be found in his mindscape. After encountering the consciousness of the supreme editor-in-chief and explaining my experiment, he burst into a fit of rage that flung the author back into normal perceptive reality. Hopefully, once he has calmed down, the supreme editor -in-chief will appreciate the superior science conducted in this experiment.
Figure 1: A display of my incredible coding skills
Results
Before beginning mind to mind contact, the author wanted to test the interpretation software. After sitting and donning the interface, the software was tasked with a small trial. It took a few minutes to spool up, and then the author’s perception was transported inwards. The software provides a physical interpretation of the mind so the senses understand. A screenshot was taken as is presented in figure 2.
References
Warren, Z. 2015. The first direct mind to mind interaction. The Scientific Journal of International Science, 7, 2, 6-7.
Figure 3: The mental landscape of the supreme editor-in-chief as interpreted by the device described in this paper.
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