Results
The variety of attributes measured in 24 months of this study all increased with time spent reading the Scientific Journal of International Science. Of particular significance are the increases seen in intelligence, overall health and attractiveness. Well I don’t need to explain it to you, what the graph shows is obvious to anyone who takes the time to look at it. It’s right below this text, what more do you want from me?!
Figure 1: The affect of reading the SJIS on a variety of attributes.
Discussion
Judging from this impeccable research, you should all read the SJIS regularly if you want to be taken seriously as human beings. It is also recommended that you read it to children so they can receive the effects of its groundbreaking scientific words, maybe even learn something for a change. Saying that, it’s probably best if you start early and read the SJIS to your child even before it’s born so it gets the best chance in life.
As our research shows it’s never too early or too late to receive some of the effects of reading the SJIS. What are you waiting for? Oh, right this is in the SJIS. Don’t worry even this is improving your life immeasurably (Warren, 2014).
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Warren, Z. 2014. The effects of The Scientific Journal of International Science on its readership. The Scientific Journal of International Science, 6 (1), 8-9.