The Rag Volume 1 | Page 3

GIRLS ON THE RAG The Rag takes prides in its beautiful Page 3 Girls. Nadiyya, 13, shows off her new burqa to the Rag photography team. She’s feeling adventurous and up for some infidelity. Hobbies and interests include walking five metres behind her husband, carrying his shopping, serving him till death and having innumerable amounts of children. Other hobbies would include reading, writing, wearing Western clothes, vaginal sex, and freedom of speech, but she is a woman. She has a voluptuous pair of 38s… sandals, that is. She has a cracking pair of tits to boot, not that you could see them beneath her baggy and breezy robes. Her 14th birthday is coming up soon and can’t wait to receive a new pair of sandals and a latex hijab. Nadiyya is staunchly anti-drugs following a recent incident where her friend was stoned… it didn’t end well. Nadiyya is most proud of her beautiful pearly whites: she sold three camels and a child for teeth whitening and braces and shows off her smile as often as she can. She hopes to pursue a career in modelling, hopefully as a coning tower of a Russian submarine. She says, ‘things are really looking up financially: my husband – Didyahandyabandin - recently got a job at the swimming pool’. Her husband is very considerate: every Sunday he replaces the bucket of shit in the kitchen to keep the flies off the dinner table and her children. Thanks to Nadiyya for being the first. 3