TRUCK TIME
Regimental songs for esperit d’corps and
amusement are the backbone of any
good fighting force. While the hours of
truck time away with our new songbook
compilation. This edition we are
focusing on the topic of the staunching
of wounds in the field. Let’s us not
forget that in this new generation of
soldiering we are likely to see more and
more soldiers with lumpy-jumpers
coming out on ops. REME assure us that
female troops will definitely be coded to
be pissy and un-reasonable one mission
in every four. The need therefore for the
time of cotton wool based products is
celebrated here in song:
From her Mum,
That she takes it up the bum,
When the end of
The month came around
Chorus/Refrain:
Singing – Aye – Aye – Aye – Aye –
Tampax Fac-to-ry
Wide ones,
Short ones,
Some as tall as tress,
We found out,
From her Mum,
That she takes it up the bum,
When the end of
The month came around
“YOU CAN TELL”
In the Key of Raucous Major
(Twice)
You can, tell by the smell
That she - wasn’t very well .
When the end of The month came around
Chorus/Refrain:
Singing – Aye – Aye – Aye – Aye –
Tampax Fac-to-ry
Wide ones,
Short ones,
Some as tall as tress,
You can tell by the smell,
That she wasn’t very well,
When the end of The month - came around
(Twice)
We found out,
TAMPAX AWARDS
This week’s PIA (Plinked In Action)
awards sponsored by TAMPAX go to 1-1
exclusively with Miller and Smith have
reached the NAAFI wagon ‘Two-Tarts’
level of achievement this operation.
Papa Clark ably assisted by ‘Spud
Edwards’ took the coveted ‘Girls School
on Friday’ level of achievement in this
current operation. Mrs Edwards
interviewed at home said she was ‘very
proud’ of her son’s achievements,
however few they may be. The Rag
would like to remind readers that the
ultra-absorbent two-ply on which this is
printed is also great for plugging bullet
holes (or other holes if you’re into that
sort of malarkey).
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