The Rag Volume 1 | Page 2

TRUCK TIME Regimental songs for esperit d’corps and amusement are the backbone of any good fighting force. While the hours of truck time away with our new songbook compilation. This edition we are focusing on the topic of the staunching of wounds in the field. Let’s us not forget that in this new generation of soldiering we are likely to see more and more soldiers with lumpy-jumpers coming out on ops. REME assure us that female troops will definitely be coded to be pissy and un-reasonable one mission in every four. The need therefore for the time of cotton wool based products is celebrated here in song: From her Mum, That she takes it up the bum, When the end of The month came around Chorus/Refrain: Singing – Aye – Aye – Aye – Aye – Tampax Fac-to-ry Wide ones, Short ones, Some as tall as tress, We found out, From her Mum, That she takes it up the bum, When the end of The month came around “YOU CAN TELL” In the Key of Raucous Major (Twice) You can, tell by the smell That she - wasn’t very well . When the end of The month came around Chorus/Refrain: Singing – Aye – Aye – Aye – Aye – Tampax Fac-to-ry Wide ones, Short ones, Some as tall as tress, You can tell by the smell, That she wasn’t very well, When the end of The month - came around (Twice) We found out, TAMPAX AWARDS This week’s PIA (Plinked In Action) awards sponsored by TAMPAX go to 1-1 exclusively with Miller and Smith have reached the NAAFI wagon ‘Two-Tarts’ level of achievement this operation. Papa Clark ably assisted by ‘Spud Edwards’ took the coveted ‘Girls School on Friday’ level of achievement in this current operation. Mrs Edwards interviewed at home said she was ‘very proud’ of her son’s achievements, however few they may be. The Rag would like to remind readers that the ultra-absorbent two-ply on which this is printed is also great for plugging bullet holes (or other holes if you’re into that sort of malarkey). 2