6. SKATEPARK
There's something effortlessly bad ass about throwing down while kids do all sorts of nifty skate tricks and sweet ninja kicks around you. Plus, these kids typically go to these types of things with mom and dad's money...and that means killer merch sales! Jackpot!
7. DIVE BAR
Who cares if it's just another hole in the wall? Its small intimate setting really allows a band to connect with its audience...and then get wasted with them.
8. OUTDOOR FESTIVAL
Rain or shine, this party will rage on! Besides, any excuse to wear sunglasses on stage gets a check in the win column. SCORE!
9. RESTAURAUNT
Because performing in front of a crowd where half of the audience is clearly pissed off that the loud music they didn't pay to hear is distracting them from the ribeye and mashed potatoes they ordered to celebrate little Timmy's birthday isn't akward enough. Anyone wanna buy a CD?
10. SMALL TOWN THROW DOWN
After 5 hours of driving and an impressive display of banjo jokes, you arrive at what has GOT to be the capital of Bumfuck Egypt. They do shows here?! Don't judge a book by it's cover hater! When the doors open, this place is filled from wall to wall with music fans who are bursting at the seams to see your band because, "nobody ever does concerts here." and let's face it, nobody parties harder than small towns.