11. VFW
Nothing says metal quite like rocking out under flouresent lights.
12. WHERE THE F*@! ARE WE?!
Generally found by scrolling through your newsfeed and noticing that all of your musical peers are playing at a venue you've never heard of in a city you've never been to. Not to be the loser who hasn't played this new mysterious venue yet, you get yourself booked...only to pull up to a movie theatre/bowling alley/batting cage/go kart track/whatever and the staff just informed you they don't have a PA system. Yep, you're gonna need a drink to be able to handle all the death glares you're receiving from your band mates right now. They don't serve alcohol here either? Great.
13. AN EMPTY ROOM
Admit it- you've been there.