The Onymous September-October 2013, issue 6 | Page 5

September-October 2013 -5 Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing.? Then the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount! Geese are known to fly in a ?V? shape as they migrate across the county. The lead goose in the ?V? cuts through the air making it easier for the rest of the geese behind it. As that lead goose becomes tired, it will drop off and join one of the sides and a new lead goose will take over. This is done several times as they are flying long distances. So if you look up in the sky and see a ?V? shape of geese and one side is longer than the other, do you know what that means? It means that there are more geese on that side. I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, ?In the event of a fire, what steps would you take??, ?Extra large ones? is not the correct answer Where does a one-armed man shop? At the second-hand store. In a marathon there was a runner dressed as a chicken and one as an egg. The book market is absolutely full of books about dieting… but after all, they do appeal to a wider audience. Send in your jokes to [email protected].