The Onymous November-December 2013, issue 7 | Page 4
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Issue 7 November-December 2013
Jokes
Why do birds fly south?
Because it?s too far to walk.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
A man called the nearby prison and asked them to send over a safecracker to open his jammed safe. Soon, a convict and a prison guard
showed up. The convict spun the dials, listened intently, and opened
the door of the safe. “What do you figure I owe you?” asked the man
whose safe it was.
“Well, the last time I did it, I got €25000.”
How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
When everything is coming your way, you?re in the wrong lane.
What happens if you get scared ha lf to death twice?