The Onymous November-December 2013, issue 7 | Page 5

-5 Issue 7 November-December 2013 Advertise here for only €5. Go to TheOnymous.tk and click on ‘Advertise’. This space is 10 cm x 5cm. Rent adspace in The Onymous for only €0.10 Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don?t serve breakfast.” Just remember -- if the world didn?t suck, we would all fall off. What did baby corn say to mama corn? “Where?s popcorn?” If at first you don?t succeed, re-define success. What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Spotting the confused CEO holding a piece of paper and standing at the shredder, the assistant decided to help. “This document’s very important”, said the CEO. “Can you make this thing work?” The assistant turned the machine on and inserted the paper. “Great”, said the CEO as the paper disappeared into the machine. “I only need one copy.” Send your jokes to [email protected].