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ing down the road .... ʺ
The lawyer interrupted again and said , ʺJudge , I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident , this man told the Policeman that he was fine . Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client . I believe he is a fraud . Please tell him to simply answer the question . ʺ
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joeʹs answer and said to the lawyer , ʺIʹd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie . ʺ
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded , ʺWell as I was saying , I had just loaded Bessie , my favorite mule , into the trailer and was driving down the road when this huge truck smacked us hard in the side . I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other .
I was hurting real bad and didnʹt want to move . However , I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning . I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans .
Shortly after the accident a Policeman came on the scene . He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her . After he looked at her , he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes .
Then the Policeman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me . He said , ʺYour mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her . How are you feeling ? ʺ
A police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for a while he yells to her , ʺPULLOVER ! ʺ . She replies , ʺNo , a pair of socksʺ .
From a cruising ship passengers can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands .
ʺWho is it ? ʺ a passenger asks the captain . ʺIʹve no idea . Every year when we pass , he goes mad . ʺ
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