May-June 2013- 5
ing down the road.... ʺ
The lawyer interrupted again and said, ʺJudge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Policeman that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. ʺ
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joeʹs answer and said to the lawyer, ʺIʹd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie. ʺ
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, ʺWell as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving down the road when this huge truck smacked us hard in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad and didnʹt want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Policeman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Policeman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, ʺYour mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling? ʺ
A police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for a while he yells to her, ʺPULLOVER! ʺ. She replies, ʺNo, a pair of socksʺ.
From a cruising ship passengers can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands.
ʺWho is it? ʺ a passenger asks the captain. ʺIʹve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad. ʺ
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