4 - May-June 2013
Jokes
“ Doctor !” a man yells . “ I ’ ve lost my memory !” “ Calm down , sir . When did this happen ?” The man looked at him . “ When did what happen ?”
Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest . Theyʹre going to throw their watches off the top , run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground .
The first tourist throws his watch , takes three steps and hears his watch crash . The second throws his watch and takes only two steps when he hears his watch shatter .
The third tosses his watch off the tower , jogs down the stairs , goes to a candy store , buys a snack , walks back to Big Ben and catches his watch . ʺHow did you do that ? ʺ asks one of his friends .
ʺMy watch is 30 minutes slow . ʺ
“ How are you getting on with your exams ?” “ The questions are easy enough – it ’ s the answers I have trouble with !”
Farmer Joe was driving when he was hit by a truck . He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company which was responsible for the accident to court . In court the trucking companyʹs fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe , ʺDidnʹt you say , at the scene of the accident , ʹIʹm fineʹ ? ʺ
ʺWell , Iʹll tell you what happened . I had just loaded my favorite mule , Bessie , into the .... ʺ
ʺJust answer the questionʺ , the lawyer interrupted , ʺDid you not say , at the scene of the accident , ʹIʹm fineʹ ? ʺ
Farmer Joe said , ʺWell I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driv-