4- May-June 2013
Jokes
“ Doctor!” a man yells.“ I’ ve lost my memory!”“ Calm down, sir. When did this happen?” The man looked at him.“ When did what happen?”
Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. Theyʹre going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground.
The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch crash. The second throws his watch and takes only two steps when he hears his watch shatter.
The third tosses his watch off the tower, jogs down the stairs, goes to a candy store, buys a snack, walks back to Big Ben and catches his watch. ʺHow did you do that? ʺ asks one of his friends.
ʺMy watch is 30 minutes slow. ʺ
“ How are you getting on with your exams?”“ The questions are easy enough – it’ s the answers I have trouble with!”
Farmer Joe was driving when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company which was responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking companyʹs fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe, ʺDidnʹt you say, at the scene of the accident, ʹIʹm fineʹ? ʺ
ʺWell, Iʹll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the.... ʺ
ʺJust answer the questionʺ, the lawyer interrupted, ʺDid you not say, at the scene of the accident, ʹIʹm fineʹ? ʺ
Farmer Joe said, ʺWell I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driv-