The OJCL Torch Fall 2015 | Page 8

Fall 2015 Discover Your Future With Horoscopes By Oracle Solomon, OJCL Historian, New Albany Aries (March 21 - April 19) Avoid conflict. The results might be jarring. Lucky Latin Lexicon (L3): amphora - jar Libra (September 23 - October 22) Balance out your pumpkin spice intake. L3: cucurbita - gourd Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Looking for a spring break getaway? Why not Istan-bull! L3: iter – journey Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Don't be Orion; the Pumpkin Spice Latte is your scorpion. L3: cafea - coffee Gemini (May 21 - June 20) For a summer activity, try hiking up twin peaks. L3: mons – mountain Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll cross paths with a cutie in search of the booty. L3: praeda - booty Cancer (June 21 - July 22) #tbt @maryland #2k13 L3: memoria – memoria Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Don’t forget your gifts! L3: memini – to remember Leo (July 23 - August 22) Lather up on sunscreen this year. You, too, can be like Hercules with the Nemean Lion pelt. L3: sol - sun Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Don't forget your floaties! L3: innato – to swim towards Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't get out of bed too fast! You might get vertigo! L3: debilito – to incapacitate Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Treat yo’self. L3: luxurio - to luxuriate Latin Baby Names By Andrew Zhang, OJCL Central Gubernator, Columbus Academy I’m sure that some day, all of us JCLers are going to grow up and give our children Latin names. So in preparation for that day years from now, I have come up with a list of the best possible Roman names. That way perhaps a decade or more from now when you’re choosing a name for your child, you can be like BUT WAIT. CENTRAL GUBER ANDREW ZHANG CAME UP WITH THIS NIFTY LIST. You’re welcome in advance. You’ll thank me some day. 1) Zhangius (no relationship to my name, I promise) 2) Sextus (it just has a nice ring to it when you say it!) 3) Sextius (see previous explanation) 4) Fufius (F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fufius) 5) Icilius (It looks funny and sounds intense) 6) Pupius (Your kid’s gonna have a rough childhood, but it’ll be worth it in the long term) 7) Uulius (Apparently this is a thing???) VIII