PROJECT
OF
THE
MONTH:
Harass
your
roommate/s
from
the
comfort
of
your
office.
Do
you
have
a
roommate?
Of
course
you
do;
you’re
a
student,
artist
or
entrepreneur
living
a
creative
and
mildly
cynical
lifestyle.
This
is
how
I
picture
you*.
You
live
in
an
apartment
with
at
least
one
other
person
who
you
rudely
think
of
as
your
sidekick.
You
share
six
packs
of
whatever
the
second
trendiest
type
of
cider
is
and
talk
about
university/pop
culture/the
neighbours.
Who
cares?
Not
I,
that’s
who
doesn’t.
My
only
goal
today
is
to
suggest
legal
ways
in
which
you
can
be
a
nuisance
to
them
should
you
become
bored
of
your
pleasant,
albeit
cliché
dynamic.
Movement
One:
Employ
your
roommates
via
psychological
encouragement.
Next
time
you
have
the
place
to
yourself
move
you
desk.
Move
your
desk
IMMEDIATELY,
as
you
do
not
know
for
sure
when
your
roommates
will
be
home.
(Continues
over
the
page,
doesn’t
it.)
*You
=
anyone
who
happens
upon 4