That's A Moray Press February 2014 | Page 8

    PROJECT  OF  THE  MONTH:  Harass  your  roommate/s  from  the                                    comfort  of  your  office.         Do  you  have  a  roommate?  Of  course  you  do;  you’re  a  student,  artist  or   entrepreneur  living  a  creative  and  mildly  cynical  lifestyle.  This  is  how  I  picture   you*.   You  live  in  an  apartment  with  at  least  one  other  person  who  you  rudely  think  of  as   your  sidekick.  You  share  six  packs  of  whatever  the  second  trendiest  type  of  cider  is   and  talk  about  university/pop  culture/the  neighbours.  Who  cares?  Not  I,  that’s   who  doesn’t.     My  only  goal  today  is  to  suggest  legal  ways  in  which  you  can  be  a  nuisance  to   them  should  you  become  bored  of  your  pleasant,  albeit  cliché  dynamic.   Movement  One:  Employ  your  roommates  via  psychological  encouragement.       Next  time  you  have  the  place  to  yourself  move  you  desk.  Move  your  desk   IMMEDIATELY,  as  you  do  not  know  for  sure  when  your  roommates  will  be  home.           (Continues  over  the  page,  doesn’t  it.)       *You  =  anyone  who  happens  upon 4