Phase
one:
Locate
the
door.
Where
is
it?
Have
you
found
it?
Good.
Keep
an
eye
on
the
door.
The
door
is
a
very
important
item
for
this
scheme.
You
will
notice
that
when
people
enter
or
depart
your
home
that
this
is
what
they
do
it
via**.
Phase
two:
Locate
your
desk.
You
should
already
know
where
your
own
goddamn
desk
is.
What
is
wrong
with
you?
Phase
three:
Combine
the
door
and
the
desk
in
a
way
which
results
in
your
desk
pointedly
facing
the
door
so
it’s
what
is
first
seen
upon
entering
your
home.
Congratulations,
flamboyant
citizen.
You
have
just
turned
the
entire
entry
of
your
home
into
your
office.
This
can
be
especially
exciting
if
you
have
attained
the
kitchen
and
the
living
room.
Even
if
you
haven’t,
you
will
still
have
the
pleasure
of
greeting
everybody
who
comes
into
your
home
as
a
subordinate
who
you
can
fire
at
any
point.
**
Unless
you
have
a
more
appealing
window
option
or
a
dramatic
Juliet
balcony.