Harry Stedman
Look at these Horrors
That nature programme that she was keen on started in five . Quick ! She jumped out of the bath , leaving the rubber duck inside , and rushed downstairs in her mouse-eared slippers .
Eyes glazed over the kitchen at the half-eaten bowl of ‘ Tiger Crunch ’ cereal . No time to clean . She locates her crocodile skin handbag , behind her fur coat on the hanger , grabs her glasses , and sits .
Boring adverts . Not long left , hopefully . There goes the man again , laying on a cow skin rug , a bottle of ‘ L ’ homme Mauvais ’ in hand , with a piano ’ s ivory keys playing in the background . Makes me die .
Finally , here it is . So many horrors on the screen , and the woman was shocked . She shouldn ’ t have been .
3rd January 2020
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