The Techno Trials Case No . 308
Fourteen-year-old ‘_ coolkitten _’ came in to court knowing her defence would have to be good . Up against five prosecutors , all cute , blonde and short , she hoped her arguments would be understood .
The judge made her way up to the seat and promptly everyone else was seated . Still in her mid-teens , an incredible feat , and in all her trials the defence was undefeated .
‘_ coolkitten ¬¬_’ was nervous as the trial began , starting with the list of the defendant ’ s charges . It was predicted to be little but just ran and ran , like when a balloon inflates , then rapidly enlarges :
“ Having a childish username that doesn ’ t show your name , Not accepting multiple requests to play ‘ The Fish Game ’, Not posting a selfie picture in over two weeks , Following girls on Instagram who are considered geeks ,
Not showing us your location for almost two hours , Forgetting to post pictures with the filter filled with flowers , Not watching every story that pops up on your feed , Not telling all your followers what you really , really need ,
SOTA Anthology 19 / 20