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Pass the Pa$$w0rdz, please
Dale Kovar
HJ GENERAL MANAGER
I feel sorry for our kids.
We’ve had the Internet for roughly 20 years, and it looks
like it’s here to stay (or at least until Al Gore invents some-
thing better.)
Going online has made some things ridiculously easy
compared to what we used to have to do.
To check a defi nition of a word, or even confi rm a spell-
ing, is as simple as a quick search instead of having to page
through a dictionary.
We can view our bank balances or credit card charges
as fast as we can spend money.
We used to have to wait for the daily newspaper to see
how a high school sports team from 30 miles away did last
night, hoping the score got called in to make the paper at
all. Now we can often fi nd some live reporting of score
updates while the game is still being played.
With a few clicks, we can order things and they show up
on our doorstep in a couple days.
Life is simple.
Or is it?
The down side of all this convenience is that so many
of these online functions require one to set up an online
account.
That wasn’t so bad at fi rst, but now hundreds of accounts
later, how much is too much?
For each account, of course, you need a password.
Experts recommend that you don’t use the same pass-
word for everything, which means that keeping track of
one’s passwords becomes a job itself.
(I know, I know – there are online services to help with
that, too.)
Password requirements have also gotten more demand-
ing – upper case letter, lower case letter, a number, a spe-
cial character (but only certain special characters), and be
at least eight or more characters long.
Maybe someday someone will name a kid Joseph8! so
he can use his child’s name as a password again.
I get frustrated when my bank makes me change the
password every six months. Actually, I appreciate the se-
curity of making sure that is done. The part that gets me
is when an email comes telling me that the password was
changed, when I was just forced to do it!
To prevent hackers from getting into our accounts, there
are other protections in place such as security questions.
I would tell the maid of honor from our wedding that we
think of her often – because she is the answer to one of our
security questions.
I’ve found the most important part of security questions
is to stick to factual ones.
Please don’t ask me what my favorite something is or
was, because next week my answer will probably be dif-
ferent.
The best accounts are the ones that let you pick your
own security questions, but again I need to stay with things
I either will remember or can look up fairly easily.
Back to my original point: it dawned on me while watch-
ing one of our kids trying to fi nd a password for one of his
online accounts.
Poor guy.
Last I looked, I have maybe 200 accounts in my pass-
word spreadsheet. But I only need to make it to Social Se-
curity now. He has a few more decades of technology to
deal with.
How many passwords will that be to keep track of?
Alternatively, there will be fi ngerprint or retina scans
instead, but that will only encourage criminals to borrow
or acquire certain body parts to get into your accounts.
So how far will this go?
Someday will we have password-protected ketchup
bottles?
Based on your permission level, you can dispense a cer-
tain amount of ketchup in a 24-hour period. That will re-
duce waste and is good for the environment.
If you’re at a meal and need more than the allotment,
contact the Ketchup Administrator. For digestive system
requirements, FAQ, and a privacy policy, see the back of
the bottle.
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