S O U L M A T E S (SasuNaruSasu Magazine) Soulmates Magazine Nº2 | Page 12

THE BAD Naruto: Sasuke, tell me something nice. Obviously, Sasuke: Me. & Naruto: No! Something naughty... Sasuke: Me when I take off your underpants in the shower. Naruto: No, teme! Something that blushes my cheeks! Sasuke: You're very handsome Sasuke: Me, half naked. and I want a boyfriend, not Sa- Sasuke: On the bed. and everything, but you talk a lot kura in a gossip party. Sasuke: Winking my eye so you can get close to me. Naruto: *holding Sakura* Sasuke, Naruto: ... won’t answer for my behaviour- Sasuke: ... one more of those jokes and I ttebayo. Naruto: You're an idiot. Sasuke: But you're not going to deny that I'm right. Shikamaru: What would you prefer as a birthday present, Naruto? Your hus- band free from work, or a box of ra- men for a month? Sasuke: *smiling internally* " As if a box of ramen made him doubt”. Naruto: Eh... Naruto: Ah... Naruto: Hm... Shikamaru: ... Sasuke: ... Naruto: I do not know, can not I have both? Sasuke: " I'm married to a fat man”. Naruto: Sasuke, you have a bird on your head. Sasuke: Look, Naruto. I'm tired of that stupid joke. Sasuke: It's not my problem if you ne- ver knew how to comb that nest of birds that you have in your head. Sasuke: It's not like my hair is like that. It's not like I would have chosen it. Sasuke: So if you make a joke like that again... *a bird flies from Sasuke's hair* Sasuke: ... Naruto: ... Sasuke: Yeah, well, thanks for telling me. Naruto: I will not claim anything just be- cause, I think he shit on your head- ttebayo.