S O U L M A T E S (SasuNaruSasu Magazine) Soulmates Magazine Nº2 | Page 12
THE BAD
Naruto: Sasuke, tell me something
nice.
Obviously,
Sasuke: Me.
&
Naruto: No! Something naughty...
Sasuke: Me when I take off your
underpants in the shower.
Naruto: No, teme! Something that
blushes my cheeks! Sasuke: You're very handsome
Sasuke: Me, half naked. and I want a boyfriend, not Sa-
Sasuke: On the bed.
and everything, but you talk a lot
kura in a gossip party.
Sasuke: Winking my eye so you can
get close to me. Naruto: *holding Sakura* Sasuke,
Naruto: ... won’t answer for my behaviour-
Sasuke: ...
one more of those jokes and I
ttebayo.
Naruto: You're an idiot.
Sasuke: But you're not going to
deny that I'm right.
Shikamaru: What would you prefer as
a birthday present, Naruto? Your hus-
band free from work, or a box of ra-
men for a month?
Sasuke: *smiling internally* " As if a
box of ramen made him doubt”.
Naruto: Eh...
Naruto: Ah...
Naruto: Hm...
Shikamaru: ...
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: I do not know, can not I have
both?
Sasuke: " I'm married to a fat man”.
Naruto: Sasuke, you have a bird on your
head.
Sasuke: Look, Naruto. I'm tired of that
stupid joke.
Sasuke: It's not my problem if you ne-
ver knew how to comb that nest of
birds that you have in your head.
Sasuke: It's not like my hair is like that.
It's not like I would have chosen it.
Sasuke: So if you make a joke like that
again...
*a bird flies from Sasuke's hair*
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: Yeah, well, thanks for telling me.
Naruto: I will not claim anything just be-
cause, I think he shit on your head-
ttebayo.