S O U L M A T E S (SasuNaruSasu Magazine) Soulmates Magazine Nº2 | Page 13

JOKE CLUB
with Naruto
Sasuke
Sasuke: Sakura... You know something
about romantic stupid things and those
stuff, right?
Sakura: ...
Sasuke: I wanted to know... Eh.
Sasuke: Well, that.
Sasuke: How to say romantic stupid
things and that.
Sakura: Aww, are you trying to be ro-
mantic with Naruto?
Sasuke: He said that I am very cold in
our relationship, I want to try so-
mething different.
Sakura: Oh. Well, it's not really that
hard.
Sakura: Basically, you should tell him how
his presence makes you feel.
Sakura: Tell me, what do you feel when
you look at him?
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: I never thought about it.
Sasuke: Something like... A pleasant sen-
sation that rises through my chest...
Very warm.
Sasuke: Shit, this is ridiculous.
Sakura: Oh no! The truth is that it is very
sweet!
Sakura: I think if you tell him what you
just said to me, he'll love it. He will know
how to value your effort!
Sasuke: Do you really think so?
Sakura: Sure! That's why you came to
me, isn’t it?
Sasuke: ... Well, I'll try.
A FEW HOURS LATER
Sasuke: * in front of Naruto* HEY.
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME
FEEL SOMETHING LIKE ACIDITY AND IN-
DIGESTION.
Naruto: HELP, SOMEONE IS KIDNAPPING
ME!
Naruto: PUT ME DOWN! OR WAIT FOR ME
TO NOT BE THIS DRUNK ANYMORE AND
YOU WILL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO
YOU.
Naruto: SASUKE HELP ME! SASUKEEEEEE!
Sasuke: Naruto, shut up now.
Naruto: Huh?! Are you holding me?!
Sasuke: No, it's Shikamaru.
Sasuke: But before it was me.
Naruto: And what happened?
Sasuke: You hit me in the eye with a beer
jar.
Shikamaru: Then you said that I should
wait for your boyfriend and he would
give me my due.
Sasuke: Then you tried to kiss Shikamaru
because "you got confused about spikes
in the hair".
Shikamaru: And let’s not forget that you
danced on the bar.
Sasuke: That
waitress.
you
threw
up
on
the
Shikamaru: And you asked Hinata where
her pupils had been...
Sasuke: If you think about it, you thinking
someone is kidnapping you is more inno-
cent than the rest of things you did to-
day.
Naruto: ...
Sasuke: ...
Shikamaru: ...
Naruto: HELP, SOMEONE IS KIDNAPPING
ME!
Sasuke: Why are we still doing this, Na-
ra?!