have yet to be denied).
dance is still alive and well. Hallelujah indeed.
Nanyuki. Don’t be late. Chairman doesn’t like
late people. Or the elderly. Or orphans. Or
happiness. Look, just don’t be late, okay?
11)Francis: Quick footed, jinking shenanigans
from the 1sts hit man. Couldn’t wait to get to
Wildcatz. Clearly a Cecchi signing then.
Mombassa. Whose interested? Strong turnout judging by hands raised. More welcome.
Mash pretended he might not be going.
No-one believed him.
AOB:
No Gaz or Pontus. Will they now only attend
Club Night if it is played in the car park of UN
Headquarters?
Club Night XI:
Is my camera racist? Whilst taking head
shots for the year book, it wouldn’t take
proper pictures of the Kenyan players.
1)Cindy: Made questionable, erratic goalkeeping look sexy. Actually claimed a corner ball
for the first time in his life. Kept Bent out for as
long as possible.
2)Ivar: Fired crisp long balls at will. He should
come back to the 3rds where we’ll use him
more creatively.
3)Chris K: Alarmingly calm when passing
across his penalty box.
4)Butcher: Tried to encourage troops by
explaining that he didn’t need to hoof the ball
because ‘we’re all good football players’. Had
his car keys taken away as until the drug test
came back negative.
Where are Moibi’s gay shirts? Surely no-one
would steal them….
Is there anyone who born outside the UK
who knows what Top Trumps are?
Soitirios laughs like an adolescent mouse on
helium when he gets excited. Just listen to
him when he giggles.
Can someone take Ammo’s Twilight DVD’s
away from him so he can start coming to Club
Night again?
AN RWFC MATCH REPORT
5)Shand: wanted to give away a penalty so
Bent could score but just couldn’t make himself do it.
Railways 2nds: 2 (2)
Webber (2)
Railway 3rds: 0
6)Scott Webber: Showed that he’s still world
class at running backwards and pointing.
Another typically hard fought game between
the 2nds and the 3rds, who continue to put on
a show of wild tackling, questionable fitness
and needless swearing at every opportunity.
7)Tom Mooney: Appears to have bought a first
touch on Ebay.
8)Sam Cole: Commanding performance. First
signs of a promising beard appearing. Good
stuff, lad. If that won’t get you into the C.N. XI,
nothing will.
9)Bent: His final night. Scored with an unstoppable shot.
10)Udo: The wardrobe shaped goal machine
is back and still shoots first and asks questions
a week later. Bonus News: The Nigerian river
An impressively star-studded 2nds took
shape at the BP Shell Ground and several of
Mo’s new purchases from the 1sts were
making their debuts whilst the 3rds also
offered starts to Braeburn gap-year student,
Tom, and Chairman, who has seen the light
and joined up with the fighting 3rds.
With Joel ‘in Europe’ (watching porn) and
Francesco ‘in Iraq’ (in the room next to Joel,
also watching porn), the stage was also set for
me to take my place back between the sticks,