Bottom Funk off! Kirkspringer Mister Twaddle- LOOK AT ME! You are advocating the return to slavery! Twaddle No, not slavery, well, not full-blown slavery! I will introduce a system of indentures, enforceable by law of course. Cretin My mum had dentures for biting the butcher with. Twaddle Nor now, Cecil! Kirkspringer According to my anonymous informant, you have plans to resettle the Irish, Welsh, Scottish and Liverpudlians. How, pray, do you intend to do that? Twaddle R. I. P. Kirkspringer R. I. P.? In God’ s name you are not going to see them off are you? Twaddle No! No, Madam,‘ Repatriation In Practise.’ Pickles The man with the fat ass looked chuffed with himself. Cecil Cretin was standing, smiling up at his master and pretending to understand everything that was being said. I could stand it no longer: I hurtled my over-ripe tomato and it struck his big, long nose, hardly surprising I should add as it is rather prominent. He didn ' t bother to ask who did it but came after me like a little terrier. As he neared me I shouted out,‘ Look! I ' m being attacked by a red-headed Paddy Prick '. The Cidermen staggered and swayed but eventually grabbed hold of him and tossed him from one to the other, shouting,‘ Paddy Prick, back to Wales with him under the Constipation Act! Olaf Gallowsbird shook his head in dismay: Gallowsbird Paddy Pricks don’ t belong to Wales, how many times have I to tell you that? And that little bag of bones that you are tossing about isn’ t a Paddy Prick. He is that fat man’ s friend and he’ ll give you no more cider if you don’ t stop. Pickles Wild Will Tucker came up and remonstrated with me: Tucker That wusny very brave o ' ye, wus it now, Fabian? Pickles I edged away from him, but he went on: Tucker You shud have hit Twaddle way it- the tomata. Pickles After the ruckus quieted Twaddle started off again: Twaddle It is my intention, this day, to appoint officials of R. I. P. and its parent body- B. O. G. Kirkspringer Now, what ' s to do with this B. O. G. thing? Twaddle British Officers and Gentlemen, I hereby call upon three distinguished gentlemen who are to become my close associates and leaders of their respective organisations on this momentous occasion. Pickles Cretin recovered quickly and made his way close to the cart and had an expectant smile on his chops. Twad-