It is true you have a plan under way to deal with the Asians and the Black people as well? Twaddle The Asians, Madam, will be dealt with under phase two-‘ Welcome to Sunny Greenland Programme’. Kirkspringer And the Blacks? Twaddle Phase three, which is away by far the most important phase of my momentous plan for ethnic change but more of that later. But firstly, was it not silly campaigning by people such as yourself that caused Sergeant Duncan Buttass to take down a prominent sign from my cork factory? Kirkspringer Yes- and as far as I remember that sign read“ No Blacks, no pets, no Irish!’ Cretin I once had a pet Irishman Twaddle Actually it was a Leprechaun- a common garden gnome, but please do not interrupt my trend of through, Cecil. As I was relating, Miss Kirk- whatever your name is, when my hour comes I will have that law enforcement officer return it to my premises. Pickles Kirkspringer turned to the crowd: Kirkspringer I don’ t believe this! I just don’ t believe this little pillock. Twaddle I would advise caution. I suggest you be more selective in your use of words- MADAM. Kirkspringer Are you threatening me? Are you threatening the freedom of the press? Twaddle Look around you! What do you see? I’ ll tell you what you see: a hundred people who agree with what I say. Pickles I was about to shout out that I didn’ t agree but I noticed Cecil Cretin glaring at me and decided to save my strength for him- later. Kirkspringer started on the man with the fat ass, again: Kirkspringer So how do you propose to deal with our substantial population of black people- in your so-called Phase three, Mister Babble? Twaddle Twaddle! Is the name. Marmaduke Twaddle, but let ' s be friends, feel free to call me Duke.. Kirkspringer I think not, Mister Twaddle, it would be most inappropriate considering my deep-seated hatred of you. Now, please answer my question. Pickles Marmaduke Twaddle turned again to the crowd: Twaddle It is my belief that the Emancipation Act of eighteen hundred and seven was a monumental error. Kirkspringer That’ s to do with slavery! No I don’ t believe it, you can’ t be serious, don’ t tell me you think the Slavery Act should be abolished? Twaddle Madam, I urge caution. Do not try putting words into my mouth or I will have to summon my solicitor friend, Mister Finley Bottom Pickles Mister Finley Bottom didn’ t sound at all keen: