Pickles Not nearly as sore as one that ends up in a slam-donk basket. Brudder You have problems if you think your brother scares me, little man. Pickles‘ Maybe your own problems will clear up. Who knows, you may have a clearer view from a slam-donk basket. But if you see little squares in front of your eyes- it will be the net.’ The final cheque was made out to Plonkton Prison( Coats and Skins Dept.) for the restoration of Billy Gargoyle ' s big drum. Tucker Hey! What about oor awards? When are we gonta get oor hans on them? Twaddle Piss off, you mentally restricted haggis broiler. Pickles Some days later notices appeared to the effect that a‘ Reconciliation’ meeting was set for the following weekend in the public toilets in Daffodil Place.
A ' Mystery Speaker ' was promised.
AT THE PUBLIC TOILETS IN DAFFODIL PLACE
Pickles Cecil Cretin, who was pointing at his new decoration( the‘ Knights Swords’) greeted Marmaduke, at the toilet door: Cretin Oh! Duke, thank you ever so much for this wonderful honour. I shall always wear it with pride and fornication. Twaddle Truer Cecil. But the word is FORTITUDE Pickles Marmaduke patted his tatty ginger head. Twaddle Now what do you think of‘ The Crown of Marm- First Class’? Pickles He stuck his fat thumb behind his lapel, thrusting his own decoration up Cretin’ s nose. Cretin Oh! Marmaduke, you carry it with such grace and authority. You are a shining example to us all, and it suits your smokey coloured eyes too. Twaddle Smokey ass-holes! Pickles Olaf Gallowsbird arrived. Davy Brudder followed him in. Although both wore their medals, neither looked in a good humour. Billy Gargoyle arrived- without his drum but he had his‘ Dagger and Star’ pinned to his bowler hat. Last to arrive was Basil Freeloader, adorned with his decoration: the‘ Knight Swords’, but he looked a bit guilty about having thrown chipped enamel shaving mugs at his only source of income. Marmaduke immediately went over and spoke to him: Twaddle Come! My honourable friend. All is forgiven, although, I did have to engage private medical care in relation to the bruising of the gluteus maximum. Freeloader My Gracious Lord and Master, your forgiveness reflects the fervent benevolence within a noble patriotic