heart. Pickles Basil Freeloader bent almost double. Cecil Cretin rushed forward, and went down on one knee: Cretin Oh Marmaduke! That is exactly what I wanted to say. Those are the words I was searching for. Twaddle Arise both of you, my Fidus Achates- Lisceate ogni speranza voi ch ' entrate. Pickles Twaddle blows out a whole lot of foreign phrases to make himself sound smart but he just mixes them all up, for he doesn’ t understand them. He doesn’ t care though, for he knows we haven ' t a clue what he ' s going on about.
Cecil Cretin made the sign of the cross upon himself and arose, smiling The adulation was cut short with the unexpected entry of Hamilton Conk, who was wearing a‘ Dodo Gong’. He dashed up and caught Marmaduke by the fat hand. Conk Whaa hoo, tank coo, gud da noo, baaang kok. Pickles Which,( roughly translated) means:‘ Whom do I have to thank for this prestigious award. It enhances my sex appeal- no end.' Twaddle’ s face dropped and everyone else shifted about uneasily. Our Hamilton tends to have that effect on people- even when he’ s in a good mood. He sat down in the‘ special guests ' chair, which, unlike the rest, had a soft cushion.‘ Well, if that’ s the mystery speaker,' I mused?‘ the speech itself will remain a mystery after he has delivered it.' It soon became evident that Hamilton was not the mystery speaker, for Davy Brudder kept pointing, behind Hamilton’ s back, at my brother’ s ass and the reserved seat. '‘ How are we going to shift him?' were the words Brudder was shaping with his lips, without making a sound. Twaddle Hamilton! Hamilton, my good fellow! That medal means you are now one of our special team and everyone in this special team has a very important job to do. Pickles Twaddle took out his pipe but was unable to light it for he couldn ' t keep his hand still. Eventually he continued: Twaddle Now, your speckled job-- special job, Hamilton, Cretin Marmaduke! Pickles Cecil Cretin interrupted. Twaddle YES WHAT? Cretin Where is your gluteus maximum? Is it near your mouth? Pickles‘ In your case- YES ' I shouted in. Twaddle That bleeding, pokey-nosed, little pillock is outside again. Brudder Shall I grab the little swine and tie him up to the big wheel and torch him? Pickles Just think about this: make a move on me and my darling brother will be informed that you are trying to unseat him from his comfortable chair. You can’ t offend him by telling him he is not really the VIP, now can you?