Freeloader I am sorry, Your Grace. Where were we? Twaddle It is this place, I really should never have asked you to come here? Freeloader No! No! Don ' t apologise, Your Grace, I think your little home is very comfortable. Twaddle No Sir! No Sir! You have it wrong. My home is in West Way, as I have already informed you. Cretin His home is opposite the Bird Club. Twaddle Cecil that will suffice! I am sure Mister Freeloader is quite capable of working out where Westway is. This is Cecil ' s little home- so to speak. Cretin Funken hell-- Twaddle CECIL, I said, that will suffice. Freeloader Of course, of course it is Little Cecil ' s little home, how careless of me. Was it not he who ejected his friend just a few minutes ago? Cretin Friend-- what frigging fr-- Twaddle Cecil, I have warned, that will suffice. Twaddle Now, Basil, shall we retire to my spacious home in West Way? Freeloader No need, Your Grace, thank you for offering but we may as well get on with business in Cecil ' s domestic abode. Cretin That ' s better! Home indeed? Freeloader Now, let me tell you, Your Grace, I do have a man in mind for your task. This man is somewhat of a professional, and does not come cheaply, Snipes His bleeding self, wait till you see. Twaddle How much? Freeloader Twenty guineas. Twaddle Ug-- oop!-- tw-- twenty-- twenty guin-- twenty guineas it is. Freeloader Petty cash to a man of your position- Your Grace. Twaddle Indeed Sir. Indeed, as you say- petty cash. Pickles But Basil Freeloader had no intention of leaving it at that. Freeloader Can I respectfully suggest Your Grace: would it not be more desirable to have a sprinkling of our own men in the crowd at meetings? People who will ask favourable questions and not risk entrapment by the media? Twaddle Loaded? Imbalanced, are you suggesting? Gallowsbird No need! No need!