Freeloader Still , that should not present too great a problem ; my name is good with the Heritage Committee and the local Archaeological Society Cretin The Duke was talked about in the Zoological Society before you came along . Pickles I have no doubt he was ! Freeloader The words I used were Archaeological Society . I trust , little man , that you are not comparing my esteemed friend with residents of the primate enclosures . Twaddle Thank you , Cecil will have taken the point , Sir . Pickles I doubt it ! Twaddle Mister Freeloader , do you mean EXCAVATIONS ! Freeloader I mean precisely THAT , Your Grace . Twaddle My spade - - my broken - - err ah - - I think we have a more pressing agenda to attend to , right now . Freeloader Do not concern yourself , with such mundane matters , Your Grace , I shall not have the unblemished hands of royalty soiled . Twaddle Yes ! Yes , to return to our first mission : what fee had you in mind and who would you suggest for the job of mediating with Mister Brudder ? Twaddle Perhaps Good Sir ? You would prefer to visit my home in West Way to finalise details ? Snipes Freeloader knows fine well , Twaddle lives in Hopalong Cassidy Street , but he ' ll say nothing , you will see . Pickles Is the best part of his house not in West Way ? Snipes No , Hopalong Cassidy Street . Pickles At that point we had to pretend we were studying the form of that day ' s horses , for a man , with his hand heading towards his fly , was approaching the toilet . We needn ' t have worried , it was only Harry Bumthinker again and he just tittered at us as he passed by . Suddenly there was a shout from the public toilets : Cretin Hey Blubber Gut ! Do you really have to use these toilets to piss in ? Bumthinker Tee - - he - - he - - he - - he - - he - - he Twaddle It is customary , Cecil . But we shall solve your problem . Cretin How ? Twaddle Re-classify him as a Scoucer . Cretin But he ' s English ! Twaddle He ' s not now . Bumthinker
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