Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 90

TONYA RATTINGTON
this school…?
(Gasps)
TONYA RATTINGTON
Don’t you dare call her that,
you great prick!
(Renewed in motivation)
Let’s ignore them and focus,
GECKO MALWARE
guys. You know what we
need? Outside help. We need
(Laughing)
someone with connections to
Come on, Lobster, Gargoyle.
the school.
Let’s leave these liberal arts
losers to wallow in self pity.
Enter: PROFESSOR BUMBLE-
BEE
Exit: GECKO, LOBSTER, and
GARGOYLE.
PROF. BUMBLEBEE
Evening, ladies. Enjoy my lec-
CARRIE SPOTTER
ture today?
He thinks just because he’s a
(CARRIE, TONYA, and HAR-
med student he can walk all
MONY look to each other ex-
over us. What a twisted creep.
citedly)
That good, huh? Well, I must
HARMONY GRAY
say, I didn’t think this was my
(Flabbergasted)
very best work, but if you liked
I wasn’t even waitlisted for
it that much…
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