Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 90

TONYA RATTINGTON this school…? (Gasps) TONYA RATTINGTON Don’t you dare call her that, you great prick! (Renewed in motivation) Let’s ignore them and focus, GECKO MALWARE guys. You know what we need? Outside help. We need (Laughing) someone with connections to Come on, Lobster, Gargoyle. the school. Let’s leave these liberal arts losers to wallow in self pity. Enter: PROFESSOR BUMBLE- BEE Exit: GECKO, LOBSTER, and GARGOYLE. PROF. BUMBLEBEE Evening, ladies. Enjoy my lec- CARRIE SPOTTER ture today? He thinks just because he’s a (CARRIE, TONYA, and HAR- med student he can walk all MONY look to each other ex- over us. What a twisted creep. citedly) That good, huh? Well, I must HARMONY GRAY say, I didn’t think this was my (Flabbergasted) very best work, but if you liked I wasn’t even waitlisted for it that much… 90