Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 91

CARRIE SPOTTER choice of production, I might suggest you look to your idols! Professor, you’re a fan of the What would JK Rowling do? thespian society, right? TONYA RATTINGTON PROF. BUMBLEBEE Please, Professor, the story Why, of course! I’ve always she told may not be overrat- loved the theatre. Why do you ed, but the woman herself ask? CARRIE SPOTTER We’re planning on putting on a showing of A Very Potter Musical this year, but our budget is at risk of being sto- WWJKRD? Besides claim representation she didn’t actually include in her books ? len right out from under us. It would be a complete tragedy, you see? Anyway, we’re won- sure is. Any other sugges- dering if there’s anything you tions? could offer us in the way of help. PROF. BUMBLEBEE I’m afraid I’m not very good in PROF. BUMBLEBEE the way of helping my stu- Hum. Well, considering your dents with their problems. 91