Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 89

CARRIE SPOTTER
somewhere else.
That budget is the only thing
keeping the theatre alive. It’s
just not fair, theatre is sup-
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posed to be immortal!
For your information, mother
is planning on using that
Enter:
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MALWARE,
money for a much more wor-
LOBSTER, and GARGOYLE
thy purpose. She’s going to be
hosting a big tupperware par-
ty soon, and those aren’t
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cheap.
(LOBSTER on his left arm and
GARGOYLE on his right3)
CARRIE, TONYA, and HARMO-
Nothing is immortal, Spotter .
Everything
dies
NY roll their eyes.
eventually,
even your precious theatre
HARMONY GRAY
program.
Malware, in no universe is a
tupperware party more im-
CARRIE SPOTTER
portant than the business of
It doesn’t have to, Malware . If
Volavie
and
your
theatre.
mother
could just leave us alone, ac-
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tually, that would be super.
Tell them to find their money
Whatever, waitlist.
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