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time.[RH21] [RH22] DWIGHT: Dwight Schrute, Cut to Dwight talking to the Assistant Regional Manager. Camera MICHAEL: Assistant to the Regional Manager. So DWIGHT: It's ok here, but Dwight tell him about the people somehow take ad- kung fu, and the car and vantage because it's so re- everything. laxed. I'm a volunteer sher- iff's deputy on the week- DWIGHT: New engine, sus- ends, and you cannot screw pension I've got some pho- around there. It's one of the tos (opens his drawer) rules.[RH23] Damn it! MICHAEL: What is that? MICHAEL: Ok, hold on, Judge is in session. What is DWIGHT: (tries to take it out) the problem here? That's my stapler. DWIGHT: He put my stuff in DWIGHT: (points to Ryan) jello again. (shows his sta- Ok, you know what? You pler in Jell-O - Pam laughs) can be a witness. (to Mi- That's real professional, chael) Can you reprimand thanks. That's the third time him please? and it wasn't funny the first 50