Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 51

JIM: (eating Jell-O) How do
him in custard[RH27] -y!
you know it was me?[RH24]
MICHAEL: Yes, new guy! He
DWIGHT: It's always you
scores!
[RH25] . Are you gonna disci-
pline him or not?
DWIGHT: Ok that's great, I
guess, what I'm most con-
MICHAEL: Ooh discipline, cerned with is damage to
kinky[RH26] ! All right, here's company property. That's all.
the deal you guys, the thing
about practical jokes, is that MICHAEL: Pudding... I'm try-
you have to know when to ing to think, another dessert
start, as well as when to stop! to do.
And yeah, Jim, now is the
time to stop putting Dwight's Cut to Michael's office, where
personal objects into Jell-O. he and Ryan sit down
JIM: Ok, Dwight I'm sorry be- MICHAEL: So, have you felt
cause, I've always been your vibe yet? We work hard, we
biggest Flan play hard. Sometimes we play
hard when we should be
MICHAEL: Nice, that's the way working hard, right? I guess
it is around here the atmosphere that I've cre-
ated here is that I am a friend
RYAN: You should have put
first, and a boss second. Prob-
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