Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 49

DWIGHT: Safety violation, I
could fall and pierce my heart.
MICHAEL: People I respect,
heroes of mine, would be
JIM: (crosses fingers) We'll see John Shade, Abraham Lin-
(Dwight smashes all the pen- coln, definitely, Odon, and
cils away with his phone) (to probably God be the fourth
camera) This is why the whole one. And I just think all those
downsizing thing just doesn't people really helped the
bother me world, in so many ways, that
it's, it's really beyond words.
Cut to Michael, talking to the
It's really uncalculable[RH20] .
Camera
MICHAEL: I think I'm a role Cut to the office, Ryan and Mi-
model here, I think I garner chael walk to Dwight
other people’s respect.
MICHAEL: Watch out for this
[RH19] Cut to the office
guy! Dwight Schrute in the
building! This is Ryan, the new
MICHAEL: Attention Zembla
temp.
employees, please we have a
meeting in the conference
RYAN: Nice to meet you.
room ASAP
MICHAEL: Introduce yourself,
Cut back to Michael
be polite
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