Pale Fire: A Magazine in 12 Projects Group Three | Page 44

to the receptionist) Pam,
PAM: You haven't told me!
Pam Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam
has been with us for forever, MICHAEL: It's called the ra-
right Pam? zor blade disposal. (drops
the paper through the slit,
PAM: Well, I don't know!
laughs) Look at that! Look at
that face! (points to Pam)
MICHAEL: If you think she's
Cut to Michael's “office”
cute now you should have
seen her a couple of years
ago! (makes faces)
MICHAEL: People say I'm
the best boss, beloved even.
PAM: What?[RH6]
They go, "God we've never
worked in a place like this
MICHAEL: Any messages?
before, you have
hal…..s (hilarious)ness) real
PAM: Yeah, just a fax (hands bad, and you get the best
the fax to Michael) out of us." I think that pretty
much sums it up (shows a
MICHAEL: Pam this is from mug, "World's Best Boss") I
corporate. How many times found it at Spencer Gifts but
have I told you that there's a I know someone in my staff
special filing cabinet for would have bought it for me
things from corporate. eventually. I just saved them
the hassle.
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