Time is a Bird Forever Flying
Mandy-Class 169
Good afternoon everyone!
I’m only too glad to stand here to make this speech. My topic is “Time is a bird
forever flying”. As far as I’m concerned, time is valuable and it never stops. Time and tide
wait for no man; therefore, we should make full use of it rather than waste it
One year ago, I made the acquaintance of some troublesome students and fell into
bad habits. I didn’t want to go to school any longer and started to be truant. I wasted lots of
time which I should have spent studying. There is not doubt that I fell behind others in my
class. Later my head teacher found out about my problems and helped me out of trouble. I
regret the time I wasted, but thanks to my head teacher, I realized my problem before it
had gone too far.
Lost time is gone forever and can never be given back. I sincerely hope that
everyone should have a strong sense of time and make the most of it.
That’s all. Thanks for listening.
Humor
Jeff-Class 99
1. A man found a million dollars on the
street. He said, “If a poor person lost it, I’ll
give it back.”
2. Patient: I’m so frightened, and this is
my first operation.
Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is
my first operation, too.
3. Lady (standing in the middle of a busy
street): Officer, can you tell me how to get
to the hospital?
Police Officer: Just stand where you are
and you will find out how to get to the
hospital.
4. Teacher: You should learn your lessons
from your mistakes.
Student: I know that.
Teacher: Why do you make mistakes
again and again?
Student: I do this so I can learn more
lessons.
5. -Boy, why do have cotton wool in your
ear? Is there anything wrong with it?
-No sir, but said yesterday that everything
you told me went in one ear and out the
other. So I am trying to stop it.