Mentl Health 1 April 2014 | Page 6

YOU’RE PISH: NAE JOY SCOTTISH ALBUM OF THE YEAR AWARDS ENTER THEIR THIRD GLORIOUS YEAR. YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT INVITED. With anticipation steadily growing in preparation for the Scottish Album of the Year 2014, we look at the build-up to this momentous event as we wait to be told by the people who know better than us what music was the best that we should have already known. After the success of last year’s event in Murrayfield, which saw the entire stadium hermetically sealed off to anyone who doesn’t hang around Chem19 or eat in Mono and a team of blinded immigrant waiters served freshly-squeezed child blood to the glitterati of Scottish Music, this year’s ceremony promises to be even more luxurious. With funding temporarily removed fr