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ever, since my drawing
is imaginary trust me for
what my mind pictures.
You will not see it for real.
Using the thinking part
of my brain, it will take
me to a place where used
machine parts are discard-
ed. Once I have found an
old forklift truck chassis
complete with 4 wheels
and usable tires they will
be set aside in a corner of
my brain. I hope it is more
than large enough to store
all of these made-up items
to the end of this make
belief project.
Next, I will go into a forest
to find a pretend log big
enough to saw up some
illusory lumber. This free
wood is perfect. There, we
now have a small size golf
cart 2- seat front bench.
Hope the pretend slivers
don’t poke my bottom.
Now the stickler is to
dream up a propulsion
apparatus such as a small
gas engine or a similar
size electric motor. So far
it worked out and I got it
memorized.
Then fantasize meeting
a greased up auto garage
repair person wearing
THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES
worn coverall with hard-toe boots
and wearing a rag hanging out if his/
her back pocket. Good news, the me-
chanic will install my fake gas engine
to fit the chassis.
After securing a series of old pipes to
form the necessary body and roof for
my cart, the job was turned over to
Ralph the imaginary welder. He will
make sense of my fake pencil draw-
ing/plan/instructions.
While that is being done Ralph got
his two grandmothers to make a can-
vas seat cover for the front bench seat
and a canvas cover to serve as a roof.
The grandmothers got their kids to
hunt for a windshield and a metal
hood for the engine/motor compart-
ment.
That gang made a racking to hold
2 golf bags behind the front bench.
Then Pauline (Ralph’s spouse) add-
ed the finishing touches. Her tole
painting skills were put to good use.
A gold and black logo were added to
the back of my rubber duckie front
bumper.
This project caused me to suffer a se-
vere case of brain drain. I must take
a year off to recover. Before I sign off
here is a picture of my not real
McDummy’s Flog Trac:
It has been so much fun
playing with words to
bring about amusing
and entertaining stories
portraying people and
other living things as out
of the ordinary.
So, I wrote, and wrote,
and wrote for over sixty-
five years. Each article
was stored away in a box
never to see the light of
day until now.
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
Golf Cart Chronicles 1
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Golf Cart Chronicles 2
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Whoops, how silly of me, it’s not real.
Sorry!
Suzy James
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