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What’s the deal with cell phones on the golf course? When and how and where is it cool to use them? What are the no-no’s? Through algorithmic research we found these results. 9 s t n e m d n a m m Co ourse C f l o G e h T ne On o h P r u o Y g For Managin 1 No one wants to see you yip, and no one wants to hear you yap The first rule of the cell phone is you don’t talk on the cell phone. Switch the thing to silent. Only make or take a call if it’s an emergency. And is it, really? You can buy high and sell low on your own time. 2 Abide by local rules We’ll take your word for it. The fate of the uni- verse hangs in the balance, and you absolutely, posi- tively have to make a call. It still pays to take a minute to ask about club policy. Some places allow for cell phone yakking in the parking lot or clubhouse. Others are even 38 WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM open to calls on the course. Keep the conversations as brief and quiet as possible. You don’t want to be THAT guy or gal. 3 Keep it within reach your golf cart? Not so much, as small objects have a ten- dency to become projectiles when a cart takes a sharp turn at top speed. Whatev- er you do, never, EVER do a Donald Trump and leave your cell phone behind in a buggy. Imagine what might happen if the Russians inter- cepted your fantasy football team. Truth is, Linus, you could probably sur- vive the round without your security blanket. But now that you’ve brought it, stash The fine print on it somewhere safe but acces- texts and emails sible, so you don’t waste time fumbling for it if and when Just because they’re you need your fix. The top less disruptive than phone pouch of your golf bag is a calls doesn’t mean you’re free good option. The to send cupholder or glove 80% of smar tphone user compartment of s check t h e ir p 4 hone w w a k in g o r g it h in 1 h o u r o f o in w h ic h w il l d g t o s le e p . 3 5 % o f o w it h in 5 m in u t e s