The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
I DON’T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT GOLF CARTS!
SUZY JAMES, Author
T It will take a lot of nerve on my part.
Do you want to know why? Because,
I would be up against all of the expert
producers who do nothing but cre-
ate these vehicles to be used on golf
courses, roads, and anywhere else
they can serve a purpose.
So be thankful I am a
know-nothing-non-inven-
tive golf cart dummy. With all the competition out there, I
will definitely not invent a real golf
cart under any circumstance. But,
there’s nothing whatsoever that
is stopping me from inventing a
make-believe one just for the fun of
it. If it were not for inspired writers
like me who love to create humorous
fictional stories in a far-out and witty
way, you would have missed out on
me tickling your funny bone.
hat’s right; you see
golfers and golf cart
users, if it were not for
people like me (Allthumbs
McDummy), who have no
knowledge about golf carts,
we still wouldn’t have
these useful vehicles in our
world.
Come to think about it, if I
were to invent my first golf
cart/golf car/golf vehicle
today, I would name them
McDummy’s Flog Trac.
Spell Flog Trac backward
and you get Golf Cart.
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There, that’s settled. Here goes noth-
ing.
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FIRST, THIS IS MY DISCLAIMER:
I Mrs. Anonymous refuse to accept
responsibility for bad-talking in rela-
tion to any real golf cart invented by
anyone since the beginning of time,
with the exception of my untrue golf
cart.
HOW TO BUILD AN IMAGINARY
GOLF CART:
I shall use my cerebrum; the thinking
part of my brain, to draw a mental
sketch on a place in my mind. This
is a must in order to get a mental
image.
There will be a tad effort involved to
control my pretend left hand when
drawing the imaginary golf cart. Sav-
ing a pen, pencil and paper material
is definitely a good thought. How-