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INT . JERROD ' S BAR - CONTINUOUS Jerrod hands Kenny his cell phone . Kenny passes it to Keef .
JERROD I took a picture for proof . My theory is they kidnapped him to mute his righteous black anger .
The door flies open . A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER stands in a cloud of smoke . Next to him is the silhouette of a gorgeous woman . She holds the brim of a large hat seductively .
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER Half right as usual Jerrod .
The smoke dissipates to reveal JAY Z and BEYONCE . Jerrod grabs nunchucks from under the bar and jumps on top , ready .
JERROD Stand back Lucas brothers .
JAY Z What , you going to lame me to death ?
BEYONCE Enough . Ooo yeah . We didn ' t come here to fight , boys . Oooo no no .
JAY Z B ' s right . This is serious . ' YE !
Jay Z starts to cry . Beyonce comforts him .
BEYONCE There there , baby .
JAY Z Hold me for a 1 / 2 hour ' til I ' m whole .
BEYONCE We don ' t have time for that , J . Kanye ' s in danger .
JERROD So he has been kidnapped .
JAY Z Leave it to the professionals Jerrod .
Why-
JERROD