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INT. JERROD ' S BAR- CONTINUOUS Jerrod hands Kenny his cell phone. Kenny passes it to Keef.
JERROD I took a picture for proof. My theory is they kidnapped him to mute his righteous black anger.
The door flies open. A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER stands in a cloud of smoke. Next to him is the silhouette of a gorgeous woman. She holds the brim of a large hat seductively.
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER Half right as usual Jerrod.
The smoke dissipates to reveal JAY Z and BEYONCE. Jerrod grabs nunchucks from under the bar and jumps on top, ready.
JERROD Stand back Lucas brothers.
JAY Z What, you going to lame me to death?
BEYONCE Enough. Ooo yeah. We didn ' t come here to fight, boys. Oooo no no.
JAY Z B ' s right. This is serious. ' YE!
Jay Z starts to cry. Beyonce comforts him.
BEYONCE There there, baby.
JAY Z Hold me for a 1 / 2 hour ' til I ' m whole.
BEYONCE We don ' t have time for that, J. Kanye ' s in danger.
JERROD So he has been kidnapped.
JAY Z Leave it to the professionals Jerrod.
Why-
JERROD